10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.