10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha