10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels