10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]