10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.