10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer