10 Random Poker Quotes

Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.