10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.