10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword