10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls