10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Why not, when some because there are three.