10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)