10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.