10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Fold and live to fold again
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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