10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."