10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!