10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• It's Free To Fold...
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament