10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Welcome to kicker school