10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- You have to piss with the dick you have