10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown