10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.