10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...