10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it