10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- in the poker game of life women are the rake