10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier