10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22