10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim