10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is for loners.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003