10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."