10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.