10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is for loners.