10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)