10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear