10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..