10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow