10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05