10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Fook the floosh droo!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery