10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.