10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Welcome to kicker school
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson