10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "No river, no fish."