10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.