10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz