10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is for loners.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.