10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."