10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Fold and live to fold again
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.