10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson