10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph