10 Random Poker Quotes
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- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger