10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.