10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.